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Best Verizon Salesman
Helping you find a plan you didn't know you needed since approximately last Tuesday.
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Verified* Reviews
*Not verified in any legal sense
★★★★★
"He didn't even work there, but I left with 4 lines and a tablet."
— Karen from Facebook
★★★★★
"My bill went up, but my respect for him went up more."
— Greg, 37
★★★★★
"Please stop sending people to our location asking for 'the guy from the website'."
— A Verizon Store Manager
★★★★★
"He explained unlimited data using only a cocktail straw and sheer confidence."
— Your Uncle
Services Offered
- ✅ Pretending to understand 5G
- ✅ Recommending unlimited plans to people who only text
- ✅ Nodding confidently while you describe your bill
- ✅ Holding a drink during consultations